Home on the Range

Woo-hoo! Usopp and Kaya! In the Old West....randomly....hmm....yeah....

Yoooosh! Together we are Captain Usopp and Lady Kaya! The most notorious pair of bandits the West has ever seeeen!

Really??! SUGEEE! *sparkly eyes* But....Usopp....why is there a....s-s-skull hanging on that post?

*looks* Oh no no no, Chopper, that's not a reindeer skull if that's what you're thinking, it's just a regular deer!

AAAHHH SO IT IS A DEER SKULL! T_T

Gah! No! I...I lied! It's a donkey skull! With...antlers...IT'S A MUTANT DONKEY SKULL WITH ANTLERS!

That's even worse!!!

It looks like I could be related to that donkey skull! Ah, even though I have no eyes to see it with! SKULL JOKE! YOHOHOHO!

Puh, yeah, you're both dumbasses.

Look, Zoro! There you are! *points to the picture*

Where?

You're sleeping in the grass behind the girl!

What? No I'm not! I can't see myself anywhere!

*snickers* That's cuz your hair blends in! Shishishishi~~~!

*walking by, stops to look at picture* *points* Hey, I think I see me in there too! Thanks for drawin' me, Usopp-bro!

Whaaat? It's only me and Kaya in the picture! No one else! And I didn't even draw this!

*looks closer at picture* Hey, who is that girl anyway?

Weren't you listening, Luffy? I saiddd it's Kaya!

Ohhh.... *starts pointing excitedly* Guys, look!!! Usopp drew me in the picture toooo!!!

*Everyone looks*

LUFFY! FOR THE LAST TIME, I DID NOT DRAW THE PICTURE! And where the heck do you see yourself??!

*points* Behind Brook, a little bit below Franky, and to the left of Zoro! I'm right next to Chopper! *grins triumphantly*

*exasperated sigh* Fine. It's a picture of Kaya, you, Zoro, Franky, Chopper, Brook, and me. Happy?

Wait, Usopp, I don't see you in this at all!